Captain Cosmos and the Orb of Neptune

Saturday April 30 I climbed out of my slumber pod this morning and my trusty companion Moon Doggie was waiting for me and I said Captain Cosmos Is Hungry and then we teleported down to the Galaxy Star Base eating area and Mog the robot cook asked what I wanted for breakfast and I said Captain Cosmos Wants Moon Muffins With Jupiter Jelly and Mog answered I Am Here To Serve You and after breakfast it was time for my next space assignment which was to recover the priceless Orb of Neptune from the space villain Spastic Noggin who stole the Orb from Earth twelve eons ago but before we could reach the rocket launch pad a Martian Mud Monster started chasing us and would have caught us too except I threw out a bunch of Pluto Puffs and the Monster stopped to eat them and after that me and Moon Doggie climbed on board the hypersonic Astro Flyer but before we could take off a Two Legged Pouch Dragon blocked our way until I pointed my laser cannon at him and yelled I Am Captain Cosmos Out Of My Way and then the Dragon got scared and fell into some Lunaberry Bushes and after that we blasted off into the Ionosphere but waiting there was an angry Terrordactyl that tried to bite the Astro Flyer in half but I zapped it with my gamma ray gun and after that we landed on Planet Pistachio where evil Spastic Noggin held the awesome Orb of Neptune but first we had to search the hot and sticky planet until Moon Doggie spotted a gigantic cave and we walked and walked and then came to Noggins secret hideout and I didnt even knock but busted inside and standing there was Spastic Noggin his self and I shouted I Am Captain Cosmos Give Me The Orb Of Neptune Or I Will Vaporize You and Noggin had no choice but to hand it over and then the fantastic Orb was safe and sound and then we walked back to the Astro Flyer and I shouted at the sky Captain Cosmos Has Solved Another Case and after that me and Moon Doggie blasted off for Galaxy Star Base and when we got back there was a Welcome Home Captain Cosmos Party with hundreds of Fans Of Captain Cosmos all clapping and cheering The End